Archive for December, 2008

Weird Criminal Law Stories 24

December 31st, 2008 by Leonard Birdsong


Birdsong just can’t stay away from these weird criminal  stories. Not even for the holidays.  Hope you start your New Year with a laugh or two.

Edwards, Colo: Here’s why guys do not belong at baby showers.  Four men were arrested at an Edwards baby shower – after brawling with beer bottles and metal car jacks.  At least one man hit another with a bottle, prompting the victim to strike back with the jack.

You know these guys were just bored.

Genoa, Italy: An Italian bank robber was foiled by her own good looks. Police in Genoa say a lusciously lipped dead ringer for Hollywood hottie Angelina Jolie knocked off a local bank then fled

Krystal Birdsong's Writings

December 30th, 2008 by Leonard Birdsong


As many of you know Birdsong’s youngest daughter passed away in September of this year.  She was twenty five and had just completed college and had begun graduate school. It  has been a tragic loss for our family.  Now, at the end of the year we have been going through Krystal’s personal effects.  Krystal was always a good writer.  She tried her hand at poetry, song writing and short stories.  I have been going through one of her “composition books,” as she called them, and would like to share a few of her pieces with all of you.  They are interesting pieces but I do not know what they mean.  Do you?  Here goes:

                                                               ” LOOK”

Two years to live.  In some cases one. By reading your palm one could easily tell.  Look what I do for you — I write, I love, I teach, I pray.  The green, brown, and black in your eyes tell your tale — every day.  I never used to do it this way, you never used to.   It was simple joys back then (when I knew you better).  Not happy trees and fuzzy floors.  It was simple joys back then (when I knew you better).  Not colors, suiggles and flying.  I’m sure Pablo Neruda and Mozart and security guards at the “Y” had something to say about it.  Perhaps you will listen to them, since you won’t look at what I do for you.

– Krystal Birdsong 12/2/97

“Happy Valentines Day”

I am tired, not for sleep, for something more — something eternal.  Red lights, a beautiful picture I wish I could capture witha pink and blue fly — I mean camera.  Insane, crazy fear!  Okay, the price is too high for death.  Believe me, I am what I say. What a beautiful Crystal Dream!  Happy Valentine’s Day. 

Shapes, colors, gravy, more! more! more!  I need more dreams (fish or pizza, make up your mind, damnit).  Too much exclamation, not enough punctuation! get it?  Shall this be one long serenade — oh well, no more philosophy.  Foxy

Weird Criminal Law Stories 23

December 24th, 2008 by Leonard Birdsong


Here we go again… more weird criminals and their dastardly deeds.  Brought to you by Birdsong.  Have a great Christmas holiday.

Detroit, MI: A Michigan man was charged with “receiving sexual favors” – from a vacuum cleaner.  When a resident complained there were unusual deeds being perpetrated behind a car wash, police went to investigate.  Sure enough, a man, whose ID was not released was using the vacuum for a sexual partner. He was escorted to jail to cool off.

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby……

Wisconsin: A Wisconsin man says his religious beliefs stopped him from murdering and raping women…but that apparently didn’t prevent him from breaking into their homes, stealing their underwear

Weird Criminal Law Stories 22

December 17th, 2008 by Leonard Birdsong


Birdsong brings you more weird criminal law stories.  Where do they get these people?

Dallas, TX: Guess this fellow needed an energy boost for the night he had planned.  A wheelchair bound robber ignored a cash register at a Dallas 7-Eleven, snatching 10 packets of condoms and an energy drink.  Cops said the suspect was probably drunk.

You think…..

Valentine, NE: You know you are dealing with a special type of vandal when his calling card is leaving behind a greasy butt-print. 

Birdsong Provides herewith the Link to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Criminal Ccomplaint for Conspiracy and Bribery

December 10th, 2008 by Leonard Birdsong


Birdsong thought that his incoming students in next semester’s White Collar Crime course might find the recent Criminal Complaint filed by Federal Prosecutors in Chicago against Governor Blagojevich very interesting to read. We will discuss it in class. Follow the link below:

www.chicagotribune.com/media/acrobat/2008-12/43789434.pdf