Birdsong's Law Blog

Here are a few more of those weird criminal stories brought to you by Birdsong.

Saginaw, MI: Some boom boom with a vroom-brom!  Jason Savage, 29, was sentenced to 90 days in jail for performing a sex act with a vacuum at a Saginaw car wash.  Appalled witnesses immediately called police.  Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure.  He has been ordered to submit to drug testing.

Was the sex act missionary or doggie style?

Darien, CT: Talk about  having a bad day! A man who robbed a Darien bank wrecked his getaway car and then took a bus and taxi home, only to find his roommate dead 

Birdsong brings you a few more weird criminal law stories that might give you a chuckle.

North Carolina:  Times are tough all over.  Nicole Mary Scarpone,  26, was arrested for burglary after forcing herself into an apartment — and asking three men inside to give her $10 in exchange for sex, police said.  Police, further stated that Scarpone “indicated that she just showed up to make some quick money.”

HO HO HO!

Polk County, FL: An eight grader here was suspended from riding his school bus for three days — for passing gas.

Birdsong trolls the news and wire services to bring you more weird criminal law.  Enjoy

Bellevue, NE: Arlene Hald, 86, of Nebraska recently received a $1,000 credit card bill for phone sex, supposedly run up by her husband.  Arlene is not mad at her husband — because he has been dead for twenty years and the couple never had a credit card!  The billing company has agreed to remove the charges, believing Hald is a victim of identity theft.

…and she hasn’t had sex in years!

McCook, NE: Ghoulish?  residents of tiny McCook have asked corrections officials if they can have the state prison’s old electric chair