Columbia, SC : A South Carolina man has been arrested for having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught him on a surveillance camera, said police. Police report this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen, 50, has been charged with buggery – in 2008 he pleaded guilty to having sex with the same horse and was placed on the state’s offender list. Police in July, 2009, arrested him again when he returned to the stable where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera also caught him having sex with the horse earlier in the month. This time she was waiting for him with a shotgun.
Vereen is obviously in love with this horse – maybe there should be a shotgun wedding!
Prunedale, CA: A Prunedale man was arrested for allegedly getting hopped up on drugs, stripping naked and chasing his landlady around his apartment demanding sex.
They say that crystal meth is one heck of a drug.
Tennessee: Police busted a panty bandit recently. In July, 2009, the skivves snatcher was found drunkenly walking down a highway with some 40 pairs of stolen women’s underwear stuffed into his unbuttoned jeans.
Just one question –WHY!!
Minnesota: Jesus would not want to be involved with this. A Minnesota couple sued a collection agency that was using “WWJD” – or What Would Jesus Do – as a motto on its bills. Mark and Sara Neill argued that it was an “abusive, deceptive and unfair collection practice.” The judge threw the suit out when he discovered the Neills ran a competing collection agency.
OOOPS! WWJD?
Ontario, Canada: A Canadian man got some very good news and very bad news. Barry Shell of Brampton, Ontario, won a $4.4 million lottery – but was carted off to jail before he could cash the check. He failed to provide acceptable ID, which led to an investigation that revealed he was wanted for skipping a court date in 2003.
Ironic, huh? Or was it “Karma?”
Many years ago my father acted for a man with similar predilections as Mr Vereen – my father asked him if the horse was male or female; his reply – female, I’m not queer.
NB I use the terminology of the 50’s, as it was told to me.