Weird European Criminal Law Stories
SPAIN: It’s called butt profiling! Spanish customs officers stopped a man coming through Barcelona’s airport because he had an unusually large behind — and found 14 pounds of cocaine strapped to his rear. When investigators got to the bottom of it, they found a pair of neoprene pants with pockets holding 160 packages of blow.
A new twist on “Junk in the Trunk”…..
GERMANY: A German potato farmer got a ticket in the mail claiming a speed camera clocked him going 76 mph on his tractor, along with a picture of him going through the speed trap. “My tractor is fairly modern and got a good motor, but I can guarantee it is no supercar.” Thorsten Holck said.
If there was such a tractor,potato farming would be more fun….
GERMANY: A blitzed Berlin bride spent her wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a BMW. Police in Cologne said the inebriated 30 year old, still clad in her wedding dress, remained unconscious even after rescuers smashed the window to free her from the car.
BETRUNKEN! GOTT IN HIMMEL…VAROOM?
ROMANIA: A head start on a life of crime! Police investigating a burglary in a kindergarten in Romania were surprised to find the mastermind was a 5 year old boy. Several rooms had been ransacked, but the tip-off was theft of the nursery’s entire collection of toys. The kid told police he “missed the toys and couldn’t wait until school starts again.”
