Birdsong's Law Blog

Mission Viejo, CA: OMG! In July 2009, a man in Mission Viejo sued a restaurant chain after he says he found a condom in his onion soup.  Zdenek Philip Hodousek says he wants the employees of the Claim Jumper restaurant to give DNA samples to see if they match what was found on the condom.  The restaurant says they do not believe his story.

YUCK…

Utah: A seven year old boy in Utah hopped in his father’s car and drove off, leading cops on a mile long chase – all because he didn’t want to go to church. Police say the boy is too young to prosecute, but have urged his father to put his car keys somewhere more inaccessible.

Zoom Zoom…

New Zealand:  A driver who killed two people in a high speed wreck in New Zealand claimed he was driving a time machine

Columbia, SC : A South Carolina man has been arrested for having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught him on a surveillance camera, said police.  Police report this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen, 50, has been charged with buggery – in 2008 he pleaded guilty to having sex with the same horse and was placed on the state’s offender list.  Police in July, 2009, arrested him again when he returned to the stable where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera also caught him having sex with the horse earlier in the  month.  This time she was waiting for him with a shotgun.

Vereen is obviously in love with this horse – maybe there should be a shotgun wedding!

Prunedale, CA: A Prunedale man was arrested for allegedly getting hopped up on drugs, stripping naked and chasing his landlady around his apartment demanding sex.

They say that crystal meth is one heck of a drug.

Tennessee: Police busted a panty bandit recently.  In July, 2009, the skivves snatcher was found drunkenly walking

These weird criminal law stories keep on a comin’.  Enjoy a few more.

Rome, Italy: You might say these sisters were “hell on wheels.”  Roman traffic cops pulled over three Salesian nuns for speeding at 111 mph.  The normally angelic speed demons told police they were rushing to the Vatican after hearing that Pope Benedict XVI had broken his arm.

Yep, “hell on wheels.”

Rome, Italy: When Roman cops interrupted a mugging, no one was happier than the mugger himself, who had just grabbed a handbag from a woman in a group of Korean tourists.  It turned out everyone in her party was skilled in taekwondo.  “Thank you,” he told the police.  “I was being massacred.”

HAI!

Ocean City, NJ: A Pennsylvania man who spent six years in prison for robbing a South Jersey bank was arrested again for allegedly trying to rob the exact same

Jensen Beach: This Florida man has been accused of downloading 1,000 images of child pornography.  He blames his cat!  Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music.  It was all a mistake.

Right, a mistake that the cat repeated 1,000 times!

Orlando: A 60 year old man was convicted in August, 2009, of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney World. William Moyer of Cressona PA., claimed he was innocent of sexually assaulting the costumed