June 8th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong
Spokane, WA: Police in Spokane found $26,000 hidden in Lukeisha A. Harris’ very ample bra after she was busted in connection with an alleged fraud ring that authorities said used fake drivers licenses and counterfeit credit cards. As the 6 foot, 400 pound Harris was being booked jail guards found the cash and bank receipts stashed in her bra.
She’s not fat though, she’s just big-boned….
Michigan: A Michigan appeals court overturned an assault conviction after the judge in the trial court failed to make the jury swear to God to return an honest decision.
June 3rd, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong
Germany: How awkward could this have been! A woman in Germany called police after hearing strange sounds coming from her bedroom, only to turn beet red when officers discovered that her vibrator had accidentally turned on in a drawer. “The tenant’s face abruptly changed color,” a police spokesman said. “The officers wished her a nice evening and left.”
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….
California: The owner of a car wash said he was shocked when IRS agents came to his business and demanded he pay up what he owes — four cents. As it turned out
June 1st, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong
Los Angeles, CA: An 80 year old California woman with a rap sheet dating back to 1955 thanked the judge who sentenced her to her latest three year stretch for not sending her to her least favorite jail. “God bless you,” Doris Thompson said when informed she would not be headed to the Los Angeles County Jail.
