Archive for August, 2010

Weird Criminal Law Stories 163

August 31st, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Marietta, GA:  The New York Post recently reported that a man in Marietta was sentenced to life in prison after he confessed to killing his neighbor in 2008 with a knife and fork, puncturing her face, head and neck.  The violence was percipitated over a bad $100 check the man received for posing with another woman in pornographic photos.

The headline blared: “Keep the silverware well out of his reach.”

San Diego, CA: An off duty police officer just happened to be in line at the KFC when  Matthew Vough, 46, allegedly whipped out a chain, slammed it on the counter and

Birdsong Reads Weird Criminal Law 32

August 27th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Weird Criminal Law Stories 162

August 26th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Washington, D.C.: Federal agents arrested a man for allegedly trying to smuggle 4 pounds of cocaine through Washington’s Dulles Airport using powdered soup packets.  A dog sniffed him out.

The headlines read: ” How he got into hot water.” Yuk, yuk, yuk…

Wayland, NY:  This one is about a drunk who got arrested for DWI on a snowmobile — in June.  Police in upstate New York arrested Carl Kruchten  for drunk driving after he took his snowmobile and rode it through his neighbors back yards, tearing the yards to pieces.

HIC!

France: We have learned that U.S. subway fare beaters are not nearly as bad as the French.  It is reported that jumping the turnstile is so common in France,

Violence Against Foreigners in Germany 2

August 25th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Kurt Bressler is one of Professor Birdsong’s brightest students.  Mr. Bressler who has travelled in Germany and Austria took my Refugee and Asylum Law course in 2008.  He wrote his seminar paper on violence against foreigners in Germany.  Late last year he expanded on his paper to satisfy his upper level requirement for graduation.  He has given me permission his expanded paper on my blog.  He makes some good points about violence against foreigners in Germany that might just apply universally.  Have a read:

Immigration Reform and Violence Against Foreigners in Unified Germany

Kurt Bressler, J.D. Candidate 2010, Barry University School of Law

 I. Introduction           

            Since the fall of the Berlin Wall, Germany has struggled in its quest for an effective and all encompassing solution to the dichotomy between its immigration laws and the omnipresent xenophobic violence associated with them. In reality, this is not a problem which is unique to Germany; all countries struggle with racist violence in one form or another. Historically though, Germany has shown a correlation between the passing or relaxation of its immigration laws and a spike in racist violence, especially in the area formerly known as East Germany.

            An example of the racist violence faced by non-ethnic Germans can be seen in the United States asylum application filed by Zakia Mashiri.[1]Zakia and her husband are natives of Afghanistan who lived in Germany following the fall of the Berlin Wall. On numerous separate occasions, the Mashiri’s were subjected to violence based on their non German background. One such incident occurred when Zakia’s husband was severely beaten in his taxi after being subjected to racial slurs and threats.[2]He was also beaten in a similar fashion on several other occasions. The Mashiri’s son was also beaten by neo-nazi’s several times while returning home from school.[3] Each time, the reason for the attack was explicitly stated: Germany is for German’s. 

            Another poignant example of the violence endured by foreigners in Germany occurred in November of 2007. A group of eight Indian asylum seekers were chased

Weird Criminal Law Stories 161

August 24th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Alliance, OH: She needed a matchmaker not 911.  A woman desperate to find a husband called the local 911 number five times asking authorities to find her a husband.  “You need to get a husband?” a confused operator asked the woman who responded: “Yes, let’s do it.”  What Audrey Scott, 57, got was three days in jail — and no husband.

Could she have been drunk?  You think!

Pennsylvania: Troy Alvin, a convicted murderer, willed his TV, radio and his corpse to the judge that convicted him in the case.  The will attempt did not succeed.  Judge Edward Smith quashed the will because he said it was just an attempt by Alvin to get him off the case for a conflict of interest.

Alvin was no Perry Mason.

Kalamazoo, MI: Patrons at a Wendy’s drive-through in Kalamazoo got mad after their order wasn’t filled to their satisfaction, so they hurled drinks,