Washington, D.C.: Federal agents arrested a man for allegedly trying to smuggle 4 pounds of cocaine through Washington’s Dulles Airport using powdered soup packets. A dog sniffed him out.
The headlines read: ” How he got into hot water.” Yuk, yuk, yuk…
Wayland, NY: This one is about a drunk who got arrested for DWI on a snowmobile — in June. Police in upstate New York arrested Carl Kruchten for drunk driving after he took his snowmobile and rode it through his neighbors back yards, tearing the yards to pieces.
HIC!
France: We have learned that U.S. subway fare beaters are not nearly as bad as the French. It is reported that jumping the turnstile is so common in France, and the scofflaws so brazen, that fare beaters have united to create a fund from which they can pay their $60 fines if they are caught.
Liberte, Equalite, Fraternite! Viva la France…
South Dakota: Some people are so strange. A police officer in South Dakota recently arrested a woman and seized the 15 cats that the woman had in her car as she speeded down the highway. The court ruled that the cats were a public danger because they blocked the ability of the driver, Patricia Edwards to see outside.
MEOW!
Salinas, CA: At the end of June 2010, a California couple pleaded not guilty to charges that they tried to sell their baby to strangers outside of a Wal-Mart. Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, — who were also accused of being high on drugs when they were arrested at their home — had sought just $25 for their 6 month old, said authorities.
They need to burn in hell!
West Omaha, NE: When a 42 year old man in West Omaha was arrested for keeping marijuana plants, he provided an excuse that none of the police had ever heard. “He said Adolf Hitler made him grow it,” a police spokesman said.
The headline read: “He claimed he was trying to do the reich thing.”
