Pensacola, FL: We learn that Michael Scott, 19, was recently arrested in a Pensacola Home Depot store while trying to purchase a bolt cutter. Why? Michael had just escaped police custody moments earlier and he was still wearing handcuffs according to a police report. Suspicious employees called the police.
Michael, you are a dope!
Duluth, MN: Here’s a weird fetish. Christopher N. Bjerkness, 33, broke into a school storage room in hopes of living his sexual fetish — slicing and slashing exercise balls with a big knife. Bjerkness went quietly into custody when school staffers arrived with the police.
What a weirdo.
Buffalo, NY: It has been reported that a prisoner in a Buffalo jail had a tooth knocked out of his head when he stepped in to break up a fight. The fight was between two corrections officers. The officers were fighting over a bag of potato chips.
Nope, there are no good guys in jail. They are all animals.
Buffalo, NY: Here is another zany one from Buffalo. A robbery suspect handcuffed to a chair at a Buffalo police station managed to escape through the back door. It is reported that the chair also disappeared.
Tell him not to try to purchase a bolt cutter!
