Weird Criminal Law Stories 260

KENTUCKY: Here’s a weird one. A naked burglar covered in chocolate sauce and peanut butter was arrested after workers found him in a supermarket. Police say Andrew Toothman, 22, was wearing only a pair of black boots when he was nabbed in the Food World IGA in the town of Neon. Detectives found peanut butter and chocolate sauce on the supermarket floor and the manager’s office and the word “sorry’ spelled out in NyQuil. Toothman was charged with both burglary and indecent exposure.

WHAT A WAY TO GET YOUR FREAK ON…. 

 

TENNESSEE: A police officer in Memphis has been suspended from the force for accidentally broadcasting himself having sex in his patrol car.  All 35 officers in his precinct and any civilian with a scanner were able to listen in.

OH BABY…OH BABY…OH BABY… BABY OH…BABY OH…

 

NORTH DAKOTA: The mayor of the Old West town of Medora is sticking his neck out – literally.  He is volunteering to be hanged.  Of course, it would be all for show.  Doug Ellison wants to erect a gallows and put on a show for tourists: He would gun someone down, have trial and then get the ultimate punishment – a hanging.  The performance would take only 20 minutes he said, because “anything longer than that and the tourists would lose interest.”

TRUE THAT.  BUT STILL IT’S A HORRIBLE IDEA!

 

GEORGIA: How stupid can one get?  A 26 year old man who bought a pistol at a Savannah gun show decided to load it as soon as he got out in the parking lot. Unfortunately, he was so careless that he accidentally shot himself in the leg.

…WONDER WHETHER THE MORON WANTED HIS MONEY BACK??

 


 

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