COLORADO: What a way to go. Warehouse worker Raymond Segura, Jr. died in March in a storage warehouse of the Kelley Bean Co. in the town of Brush when he was buried under 15 feet of pinto beans. The beans were brought into the storage unit on an overhead conveyor belt, but it was unclear how Segura, 56, came to be crushed by them.
DEATH BY PINTO BEANS. HOW AWFUL…
KANSAS: A fugitive on the lam in Topeka burst into a home where a frightened couple fed him and promised him money if he would leave. The couple fled the home when the fugitive fell asleep. Thereafter he was quickly arrested. He then filed a “breach of oral contract” suit against the couple because they never paid him. He is seeking damages of $235,000.
WHAT A CHUCKLEHEAD!
MONTANA: We learn that John Hughes of Butte always wanted to know how it felt to be the object of a police chase. So he drove around one day recently looking for a police car. When he found one he sped off at 100 mph. He was indeed chased and caught. In addition to having to pay a fine he has to buy new tires. Police stopped him by using a “spike strip.”
BET HE IS GLAD HE GOT THAT OUT OF HIS SYSTEM!
COLORADO: It has been reported that a 46 year old man is being suspected of being Denver’s mysterious “crapper scrapper.” Donal Allen Citron is suspected of perpetrating 18 burglaries in the first three months of 2012 by walking into the restrooms of various businesses, ripping copper or brass plumbing and hardware from the toilets and sticking the metal in his backpack.
“CRAPPER SCRAPPER” HAS A RING ABOUT IT…
