FLORIDA: A strip club patron maintains he spent a mere $600 at a jiggle joint, not the $50,000 that was run up on his credit card. Lokesh Simon James, 32, insists in a lawsuit that he spent $600 on dances, tips and drinks one March night at Bliss Cabaret in Clearwater and was shocked to see the five digit charge on his statement. “Do the math,” his lawyer, David Sockol, said. “It’s impossible to spend $50,000.”
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN A STRIP CLUB!
PENNSYLVANIA: They say times are tough in Scranton. As a matter of fact times are so tough that Mayor Chris Doherty unilaterally cut the pay of all city employees, including his own, to the state’s minimum wage of $7.25 an hour. The Mayor said the city is out of money. We understand that municipal unions are taking Doherty to court.
MINIMUM WAGE IS BETTER THAN NO WAGE!
PENNSYLVANIA: A man in the town of Washington allegedly broke into a fast food place and stole nine bags of potato chips. He then ate them along his route – leaving an easy trail of chips and bags for police to follow. Yes, he was caught.
DO NOT LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY….
NORTH CAROLINA: A man barricaded himself a Belmont hotel room and made two demands: a pizza and Paris Hilton’s hand in marriage. Frederick Denny,61, said he had a gun and wouldn’t come out of his Hampton Inn room until his demands were met. Of course, Police broke into the room, pepper sprayed Denny and arrested him. BTW, Denny was drunk. He also had no weapon.
WHAT DID PARIS HILTON SAY ABOUT THIS?
