MASSACHUSETTS: A would be burglar in Brocton came upon a home whose garage door had a small gap from the floor. The burglar tried to squeeze under the garage door and got his head trapped in the gap. He could not get into the garage or out of the garage. The thief was stuck with the door on his ear for nine hours until he was discovered, rescued and arrested.
M B SILL!
MICHIGAN: Authorities in Michigan have devised a most creative way to warn about drinking and driving – talking urinal cakes. The state Licensed Beverage Association has distributed the electronic devices to numerous bars. As drinkers use the restroom the device plays a recorded warning encouraging drunks to call a taxi.
NEXT BRIGHT IDEA WILL BE COMMODES THAT SING OPERA…
TEXAS: Houston resident Natalie Plummer was arrested for holding up a sign alerting drivers to a speed trap. She did 12 hours in jail. Why? Police held her on an obscure charge of standing in the street where there’s a sidewalk present – a misdemeanor.
…THE POLICE HAVE TO MAKE THEIR QUOTA OF TICKETS!
HUNGARY: Boy, this one is ironic! The head of Hungary’s anti-Semitic Jobbik political party had to resign after he learned that his own grandmother was Jewish and had survived the Holocaust. “I learned that I had parents of Jewish origins,” said Csand Szegedi, whose party asserts that Hungary should be open only to “pure race Hungarians.”
YEAH, RIGHT…
