CANADA: Police in Ontario have announced the winner of their silliest excuse competition. She is a woman stopped for speeding who explained that she stepped on the accelerator when she adjusted her seating position to fart.
OH POOT!
SWEDEN: A Swedish TV news report on the civil war in Syria suddenly turned X-rated when a television in the background of the set started showing a pornographic film while the anchor was speaking. Viewers could clearly see a nude woman having sex. “Put simply, it’s crap that it happened,” said the embarrassed manager of TV4.
SWITZLERLAND: A Swiss man thought he had a wonderful deal when he received a coupon which allowed him to drive a rare Ferrari 360 Spider FI Challenge Stradale for just $40. However, his dream turned into a nightmare when he crashed after 15 minutes behind the wheel. He now has to pay $400,000 to replace the car because his insurance will not cover the accident.
D’OH!
GERMANY: A group of chimpanzees managed to stage a jail break at a zoo in Germany after they fashioned pieces of wood from their enclosures into a makeshift ladder and climbed out. Four of the five escapees went back to their pen on their own. Zookeepers said the fifth was caught trying to “visit the head gorilla” at the zoo – perhaps to coordinate a simian uprising.
YEAH RIGHT…
SOUNDS LIKE A PLOT STOLEN FROM THE RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES.
