TEXAS: A Walmart worker was arrested in Houston after he allegedly followed a female shoplifting suspect out of the store, got in his car and ran over the suspect in the parking lot. The woman, who says she took nothing from the store, was not seriously hurt.
IT WAS HER REPUTATION FOR LAW ABIDINGNESS THAT GOT HURT!
TEXAS: A woman working at a Laredo liquor store took off her shoe and bashed an armed robber with her 7 inch stiletto heel. When other employees piled on him with their own makeshift weapons, the bandit ran for his life. He was soon caught and arrested by police.
SCHMUCK!
TEXAS: A fisherman is in trouble after his bass catch exceeded the limit by 35, and he bragged about it on his blog. Dustin Heathman even allegedly posted photos of himself and his catch. This prompted 600 angry web responses as well as phone calls to gaming officials. Heathman now faces $17,500 in fines.
THE HEADLINE READ: “WHAT A DUMB-BASS.”
TEXAS: A woman shot at a skunk raiding her cats’ food bowls on her porch – and hit her husband. The bullet ricocheted off the porch, went through the back door and struck her husband who was not seriously hurt. The husband and wife confirmed each other’s stories, and even the skunk helped clear her. “He came back while our investigators were at the scene and tried to feed off the cat bowls,” said Sheriff Christopher Kirk.
PEPE LE PEW, MAYBE?
