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A naked Miami man jumped into a neighbor’s yard and began choking a chained Rottweiler, whose owner came out and shot the fellow in the foot. A wild Jeffrey Delice, 20, then tried to assault the homeowner, who held him at bays for police. Police investigating the attack say Delice has never been convicted of a crime, but last year was charged with possession of marijuana,
IT SEEMS CLEAR FROM THE NAKED ATTACK ON THE ROTTWEILER THAT HE HAS MOVED UP FROM POT TO PCP…
A 45 year old woman with an arrest history for minor crimes was arrested again recently after children told police she exposed herself to them as they played touch football outside a youth center in New Smyrna Beach. Dale Delgado Wisniewski pulled down her jeans in front of about nine children ages 7 to 14, police report. Police could not speculate on her motive. While at the police station Wisniewski struck an officer and was rearrested on a felony battery charge. She remains in jail in lieu of a $24,000 bond.
HER MOTIVE CLEARLY WAS TO BE SENT TO JAIL WHERE SHE WOULD GET THREE HOTS AND A COT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS…
A south Florida mother who brought her five children along for the ride when she staged car crashes to make cash will spend even longer in prison because she put her children in harm’s way, a judge has ruled. Ana Ovando was already facing a four year prison term. Instead she will spend 6 ½ years in a federal lockup. Ovando, 43, of Lake Worth wept as her children, ages 3 to 16 at the time of the accidents, tearfully told the judge how much they want her home from prison.
ANA, YOU ARE SUCH A SCHMUCK FOR USING YOU CHILDREN THAT WAY!
The Polk County Sheriff’s Office has launched a mobile app – the first of its kind among Central Florida law enforcement agencies. The FLPolkSO app, available for Apple and Android devices, features mug shots of sex offenders and the area’s most wanted suspects. The “Most Wanted” and “Sex Offenders” buttons list images alphabetically or allow users to search by first name, last name, age and gender. The FLPolkSO app also lets users register for the Victim Information and Notification Network (VINE), which alerts users if a particular offender is released from jail or prison. Users can also email crime tips to the Sheriff’s office.
BOY OH BOY, YOU CAN STILL RUN, BUT IT’S GETTING HARDER TO HIDE!
