Weird Criminal Law Stories # 317: Need to Get Drunk

OKLAHOMA: Police arrested a drunken father for allegedly getting his load on at a bar – with his two children locked in a car outside. He came up with a great excuse for his conduct.  Jason Murray, 31, denied leaving the children and claimed “someone else must have put the kids in the car while he was inside,” reported police in the town of Broken Arrow. It was further reported by police that Murray’s infant son is just 5 months old and his 2 year old has a heart defect and is awaiting surgery.

NOW WE KNOW WHY MURRAY FELT THE NEED TO GET DRUNK!

 

MICHIGAN: A bank robbery suspect was arrested at a Southfield strip club after he allegedly hung red dye coated bills on the strippers’ G-strings, and the manager called the police.  Sometimes in bank robberies, tellers hand over cash stacks with exploding dye packs that spew ink on the cash and the robber.

DUMMY…

 

IOWA: A jewelry store in North Liberty is offering free rifles to men who spend at least $1,999, for a diamond engagement ring. Jeweler Harold van Beck said he wants to “do something for the boy who doesn’t like to hunt for diamonds but likes to hunt for deer.”

THEY DO LOVE TO CLING TO THEIR GUNS AND THEIR RELIGION…

 

OKLAHOMA: Joseph hall, Jr. of Tulsa learned a great lesson after he was accused of savagely attacking his baby mama.  After carting him off to jail they found a missing piece of the woman’s ear in his pocket.

SO THE LESSON IS: REMOVE THE MISSING PIECE OF EAR FROM YOUR POCKET BEFORE THEY  ARREST YOU UP YOU IDIOT!

 

 

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