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		<title>Weird Drunk Stories</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/09/07/weird-drunk-driving-stories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tampa, FL: A drunken man passed out on a pool float at a Tampa  beach  and drifted a mile out into the Gulf of Mexico.  The Coast Guard rescued the man, who was still unconscious when rescuers got to him. The headline on this one provided: &#8220;Drinking and floating don&#8217;t mix.&#8221; Kingsport, TN:  Police arrested [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birdsong Reads Weird Criminal Law 33</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/09/03/birdsong-reads-weird-criminal-law-33/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 164</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/09/02/weird-criminal-law-stories-164/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Germany: This is a weird one!  A German student who had an argument with some Hell&#8217;s Angels mooned the motorcycle gang, then tossed an innocent puppy at them in the Bavarian town of Allenhausen near Munich. The puppy thrower fled the scene on a bulldozer, but was soon arrested.  It is reported that the pup [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 163</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/08/31/weird-criminal-law-stories-163/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marietta, GA:  The New York Post recently reported that a man in Marietta was sentenced to life in prison after he confessed to killing his neighbor in 2008 with a knife and fork, puncturing her face, head and neck.  The violence was percipitated over a bad $100 check the man received for posing with another woman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birdsong Reads Weird Criminal Law 32</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/08/27/birdsong-reads-weird-criminal-law-32/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 162</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/08/26/weird-criminal-law-stories-162/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C.: Federal agents arrested a man for allegedly trying to smuggle 4 pounds of cocaine through Washington&#8217;s Dulles Airport using powdered soup packets.  A dog sniffed him out. The headlines read: &#8221; How he got into hot water.&#8221; Yuk, yuk, yuk&#8230; Wayland, NY:  This one is about a drunk who got arrested for DWI [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 161</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/08/24/weird-criminal-law-stories-161/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alliance, OH: She needed a matchmaker not 911.  A woman desperate to find a husband called the local 911 number five times asking authorities to find her a husband.  &#8220;You need to get a husband?&#8221; a confused operator asked the woman who responded: &#8220;Yes, let&#8217;s do it.&#8221;  What Audrey Scott, 57, got was three days [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 160</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/08/05/weird-criminal-law-stories-160/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vassalboro, ME: Maine police are hunting for a man who allegedly burned down the topless coffee shop where his girlfriend worked.  The blaze was set hours after the shop&#8217;s owner told the Town Council of Vassalboro that he planned to convert the place into strip club.  At last report, the suspect, Raymond Bellavance, 49, was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 159</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/08/03/weird-criminal-law-stories-159/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[England: The newspapers call it, &#8220;Weekend at Bernie&#8217;s 3: Bernie Takes a Holiday.&#8221;  Two women were arrested at an airport in England for trying to smuggle the corpse of a 91 year old man aboard a plane headed to Germany.  They had put the man, a relative of theirs, in a wheelchair and put sunglasses on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Criminal Law Stories 158</title>
		<link>http://birdsongslaw.com/2010/07/08/weird-criminal-law-stories-158/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonard Birdsong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pennsylvania: What a doggone shame.  A Pennsylvania court has ruled that a disabled man cannot get extra food stamps to buy chow for his service dog.  James Douris, 55, a wheelchair bound veteran, says his dog should be considered a dependent, but the court ruled state welfare laws make it clear animals don&#8217;t count. Bow [...]]]></description>
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