Birdsong's Law Blog

SWEDEN: We learn that a Swedish train passenger was sentenced to prison for getting high and taking off his clothes.  The unidentified man was travelling from Gothenburg to Orebro when he got high on pot, took off his clothes and walked through the train asking other passengers to have sex with him.

Did he ask both men and women to have sex with him?

 AUSTRALIA: Police are looking for “The Bumcrack Bandit.” Authorities say the female felon held up a hotel bar and the only clue is a surveillance video of the woman making her getaway with her pants hung low which exposed her butt crack (or “bumcrack,” as they say in Australia). Police are now asking the public’s help in identifying the behind behind the theft.

BUMCRACK??

 ITALY: A 99 year old Italian husband is jealous, real jealous.  The man

GREECE:  Greek police have reported that a childless former police officer invented 19 bogus children in order to claim benefits for all of them.  He has been arrested.  Officials contend that the 54 year old divorced man quit his $1,300 a month job in 2001 and had been living on the benefits.

FATHER FRAUDSTER…

Chicago, IL: An injured woman has won the right to sue a dead man after his severed leg hit her.  The woman can pursue a claim against the estate of Hiroyuki Joho, 18, who walked in front of a train in 2008 and was killed.  His dismembered leg went flying onto the platform and struck Gayane Zokhrabov. An appeals court ruled that she could sue because he was responsible for getting in the trains path.

This in one grim story…

 Jupiter, FL: This one seems to be about “Judge Judy hate.” Janet Knowles, 62, allegedly attacked her husband with a hammer recently.  Police report that she was “upset

Miami Gardens, FL: A woman was issued a red light camera ticket three months after she died.  Her sister Irene Lieberman, a County Commissioner, attempted to clear up the matter. Unfortunately, she learned, to her dismay, that death is not on the list of exceptions that allow the ticket to be quashed.

Right, this is so stupid! Just try collecting from the deceased…

Orlando, FL: It has been reported that police in Orlando thought they could be “flushing” out a group of terrorists.  Why? Well, they spotted a trailer marked with anti-government messages and a warning to “open At Your Risk.” They evacuated nearby buildings while a bomb squad officer gingerly went inside where he discovered two toilets and no terrorists.

A royal bust flush….

 Tampa, FL: Potato salad? A Tampa woman grabbed a knife and threatened her 80 year old father when he refused to share his potato salad

ITALY: This one is about a lady who was too well endowed.  Police report that a 33 year old model was arrested by Italian authorities trying to smuggle more than five pounds of cocaine in fake breast and buttock implants.  She had arrived at Rome’s airport, and her plunging neckline caught the eye of security officers. This led to a search and subsequent arrest.

Too much T&A….

Charles County, MD: Timothy Randall Clark picked the worst day to do his Christmas shoplifting. He was charged with attempting to steal more than $100 worth of video games from a Walmart on “Shop with a Cop Day,” a local charity event.  When security guards caught Clark allegedly sticking the games under his shirt they didn’t have to look far for a cop because they were all over.

IDIOT! 

Ogden, UT: Talk about karma.  Eldon Alexander, 36 and Korin Vanhouten, 47, had just been cited and released on shoplifting charges when they

Heflin, AL: An Alabama city worker found himself face to face with a topless woman who attacked him.  No one knows why Anita Henderson Harris sneaked into a city storage facility or why she went after the worker, who was able to get away and call police after struggling with the naked to the waist woman.  Harris now faces assault and other charges in connection with the attack.