BRAZIL: A man held up a sex shop in Brasilia, walking out with a $4,000 gold plated vibrator. The clerk, noting, the bandit forgot the charger, said, “I really don’t know what he”ll do with it. I’ll leave it to his imagination.”
SOUNDS LIKE NO BBBBZZZZZZZZZZ…..
TENNESSEE: It has been reported that a golfer in the state recently hit a hole in one – however the “hole” being the mouth of a wife of a passing motorcyclist. The poor golfer badly hooked a 14th hole tee shot onto a highway where it bounced and hit a woman motorcyclist riding with her husband. Several teeth were knocked out and she received hospital treatment.
NO CITATION WAS ISSUED BUT WE SMELL LAW SUIT…
IDAHO: A courthouse was evacuated when a suspicious package showed up and