Birdsong's Law Blog

Scottsdale, AZ:  Jobs are hard to come by in this economy.  This lady went from bad to worse.  The lady went to a home in Scottsdale to be interviewed for a position as a personal assistant and discovered the bodies of her two potential employers.  Both of them had been shot to death.

Don’t call us we’ll call you….NOT!

California: Stupid and drunk and now he is headed for the clink.  Rick Ehlert, 44, of Thousand Oaks pleaded guilty to breaking into  a restricted area of the cruise ship

Vero Beach, FL: Aaron Richardson told police he had totally forgot he had been married in 2004 when he wed a second woman last year.  Despite his amnesia the police arrested him for bigamy.

It’s called “living double” and it can get you in big trouble…

California: An X-rated movie studio has accused a man of illegally watching hours of their porn.  The problem with their accusation is that the man is blind.  The sightless man, referred to as John Doe, was one of 3,500 people sued by the studio for illegal downloads.  Doe says he is innocent and has never watched any kind of X-rated porn movies because of his condition.

Perhaps, he jsut like hearing such movies!

ENGLAND: An alleged drunken man in Manchester decided to steal a box of Krispy

Sacramento, CA: They say Marvin Lane, who had served time for robbery at Folsom Prison in 2009, apparently felt homesick for the joint, according to corrections officials. He had been caught trying break into Folsom.  Corrections officials contend that a growing number of former inmates have been caught sneaking in with illegal presents for friends they left behind.  However, in Lane’s case he was found with no contraband on him.  His motive is still a mystery to officials.

No mystery. He needed three free hots and a cot…  There are no jobs out there.

CANADA: The mayor of a small town near Montreal had a 20 ton boulder dumped onto his ex-wife’s lawn.  Dany Larivere maintained

Polk County, FL: Alexxis Anthony a 19 year old Polk State College undergraduate allegedly attempted to delay taking an exam by calling in a  bomb threat.  There was no bomb.  It is reported that Alexxis said  that she was trying to give herself more time to study.  She may be expelled.

She sounds too dumb to be in college.

Beatrice, NE: A woman who wanted to put off her probation hearing because she was drunk asked two of her friends to stab her.  They did. 

BRAZIL: A Brazilian prison has devised a new low tech alarm system.  How? They bought a pair of geese.  The overcrowded Sobral prison has stationed the two geese outside in positions where they can make noise when they see someone trying to escape. The geese are also expected to start honking if they see gang violence.

Bet it won’t be long before their goose is cooked…

UKRAINE: The country of Ukraine has made it illegal to give bears vodka in taverns! The country’s environmental minister made it illegal to stop the common practice of