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BRAZIL: A man held up a sex shop in Brasilia, walking out with a $4,000 gold plated vibrator.  The clerk, noting, the bandit forgot the charger, said, “I really don’t know what he”ll do with it.  I’ll leave it to his imagination.”

                   SOUNDS LIKE NO BBBBZZZZZZZZZZ…..

 TENNESSEE: It has been reported that a golfer in the state recently hit a hole in one – however the “hole” being the mouth of a wife of a passing motorcyclist. The poor golfer badly hooked a 14th hole tee shot onto a highway where it bounced and hit a woman motorcyclist riding with her husband.  Several teeth were knocked out and she received hospital treatment.

          NO CITATION WAS ISSUED BUT WE SMELL LAW SUIT…

IDAHO: A courthouse was evacuated when a suspicious package showed up and

ILLINOIS: Police arrested two women for flashing their breasts at male golfers at the Woodlands Golf Course in the city of Alton.  Shelly Lewis, 45, and Alicia Binford, 47, did not have any clubs with them when police arrested them for showing off their bare tops.

          THEY BOTH SOUND A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THIS STUNT!

MASSACHUSETTS: Using profanity in public could now cost you a $20 fine in the town of Middleborough.  Residents voted 183 to 50, in favor of a police proposal aimed at loud, profanity spewing teenagers who often gather in the town’s public park.

          SON OF A #%&%…GOD !$%&*##x… BULL x#@%$&…

 MASSACHUSETTS: A Boston area idiot telephoned 911 to complain that a deli had failed

ZANY BUT ALL TRUE CRIMINAL LAW STORIES

ZANY CRIMINAL LAW STORIES VOLUME 2

 Professor Birdsong is back with another dose of laughs and stories in Zany But All True Criminal Law Stories, Volume 2.  In this book, Professor Birdsong compiles a collection of criminal law stories from around the world, allowing readers to see and enjoy the more humorous side of criminal law.  With more than 250 stories from the US, United Kingdom, Germany, Italy, Canada, and more, there is something for everyone.

ZANY CRIMINAL LAW STORIES VOLUME 2