Birdsong's Law Blog

ENGLAND: Recently, a British man was arrested for using his laptop, sipping coffee and writing down the answers to a radio quiz. Unfortunately, he was driving while doing all of this.

So much for multitasking…

TENNESSEE: A man on trial for a robbery used his trial lunch break to commit another robbery.  We learn that Mark Burgin allegedly robbed a jewelry store of $45,000 in goods while he was on trial for robbing a truck driver at knife point. We learn further that second arrest did not affect his trial because the judge kept the jurors from hearing about it…at least, until after they found him guilty.

Some people just can’t help themselves from thieven’…

  MINNESOTA: A man was arrested for allegedly stealing Freon from a neighbor’s air conditioner and inhaling the refrigerant.

University City, MO: Police in this St. Louis suburb arrested Damon Perry after a homeowner returned to his house to find the 36 year old burglar frying bacon on the stove.  Perry is a suspect in a string of other burglaries in the neighborhood.

Sizzle Sizzle…..

 TEXAS: A Texas woman has filed a lawsuit in federal court.  She is suing police for making her listen to Rush Limbaugh.  Bridgett Nickerson was arrested in Harris County for driving on the shoulder of a highway in

IRELAND: No more free wigs in Ireland! It has been reported that in a move to save money the Irish government says it will no longer pay for judges’ wigs.  Until now, each new judge has received a white dyed horsehair wig that cost taxpayers $3,000.

After 800 years of wig wearing judges why don’t they just junk the silly idea?

 CALIFORNIA: Remember the “Mr. Magoo” cartoons? FBI agents in California are searching for the “The Mr. Magoo Bandit.” A bank robber, who is bald with thick glasses, like the famous

 PENNSYLVANIA: A man allegedly assaulted a police officer who made a traffic stop of him for DUI on a lawn tractor. Mark Grove, 44, had a coffee mug full of beer sitting on his tractor.  He allegedly told the office “I’m drunk. Just take me home.”  He then kicked the officer and, once in the police cruiser, head butted the protective partition between the front and back seat of the vehicle.

Drunk and dumb…bad combination!

 CHINA: It has been reported that police in China discovered a real life clown car when they pulled over an eight passenger minivan and found 66 children inside. None of

CANADA: We learn that a 19 year old British Columbia woman drove to the local police station to pick up her boyfriend who had been caught and cited for drunken driving.  However, there was problem – she, too, had been drinking and had to be arrested at the station. “The moral of the story is don’t drive to the police station if you have been drinking,” stated police sergeant Dean Jantzen.

HIC!

KENTUCKY: Nine ultra conservative Amish men have been sent to jail after they repeatedly refused to put orange safety reflectors on