Birdsong's Law Blog

These weird criminal law stories come to us from all over the world.  Here are some more for your consideration. They are all true.

 Japan:  a male Japanese air force major was suspended from duty for ten days after he was caught shopping for women’s panties and pantyhose while naked.  “He had just his wallet and his shoes on him,” said an air force spokesman.  “He thought it would be funny if he went into the store stark naked to surprise people.”  The unidentified major was charged with suspicion of indecent exposure.

Yes, there is some suspicion that he has a weird panty fetish… what a weirdo.

Dallas, TX: speaking of panty fetishes.  A kinky thief walked into a Victoria’s Secret in Dallas and made off with 130 pairs of panties

Birdsong brings you more weired criminal law stories for your reading enjoyment.

Malaysia: Recently a Malaysian man was charged with assaulting his neighbor by putting centipedes in his bed.  Some centipedes are poisonous.  However, it was unclear whether any of the ones in this case were deadly. The man faces up to three years prison and a caning.

Pretty stiff fine for centipedes.  Perhaps he was charged a day for every leg of the centipedes…that would be poetic justice.

Las Vegas, NV: Las Vegas officials hope that their latest tourist attraction will be one of the city’s biggest hits.  Sin city, next year, will open it new Mob Museum, to showcase its colorful past in organized crime.  Just to add to the realism, the word “Mob”

Birdsong just can’t stay away from these weird criminal  stories. Not even for the holidays.  Hope you start your New Year with a laugh or two.

Edwards, Colo: Here’s why guys do not belong at baby showers.  Four men were arrested at an Edwards baby shower – after brawling with beer bottles and metal car jacks.  At least one man hit another with a bottle, prompting the victim to strike back with the jack.

You know these guys were just bored.

Genoa, Italy: An Italian bank robber was foiled by her own good looks. Police in Genoa say a lusciously lipped dead ringer for Hollywood hottie Angelina Jolie knocked off a local bank then fled

Here we go again… more weird criminals and their dastardly deeds.  Brought to you by Birdsong.  Have a great Christmas holiday.

Detroit, MI: A Michigan man was charged with “receiving sexual favors” – from a vacuum cleaner.  When a resident complained there were unusual deeds being perpetrated behind a car wash, police went to investigate.  Sure enough, a man, whose ID was not released was using the vacuum for a sexual partner. He was escorted to jail to cool off.

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby……

Wisconsin: A Wisconsin man says his religious beliefs stopped him from murdering and raping women…but that apparently didn’t prevent him from breaking into their homes, stealing their underwear

Birdsong brings you more weird criminal law stories.  Where do they get these people?

Dallas, TX: Guess this fellow needed an energy boost for the night he had planned.  A wheelchair bound robber ignored a cash register at a Dallas 7-Eleven, snatching 10 packets of condoms and an energy drink.  Cops said the suspect was probably drunk.

You think…..

Valentine, NE: You know you are dealing with a special type of vandal when his calling card is leaving behind a greasy butt-print.