MINNESOTA: A suburban Minneapolis man managed to walk out of a store with a 19 inch TV shoved down his pants. He also had a remote control for the TV, power cords and a bottle of brake fluid in his pants. Eric Lee King, 21, was caught when a police officer saw him drop a box of candy in the parking lot. The officer realized that King was walking strangely and at the same time he was trying to hold up his pants.
THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME REALLY BIG PANTS!
TENNESSEE: A man on trial for a robbery used his trial lunch break to commit another robbery. We learn that Mark Burgin allegedly robbed a jewelry store of $45,000 in goods while he was on trial for robbing a truck driver at knife point. We learn further that second arrest did not affect his trial because the judge kept the jurors from hearing about it…at least, until after they found him guilty.
SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN’T HELP THEMSELVES FROM THIEVEN’…
SOUTH CAROLINA: We learn that a man turned a Best Buy store into a big peep show. The high tech prankster managed to get control of the store’s Wi-Fi, loading an image of a couple having sex onto all the high definition screens in the TV section of the store. The picture was up for only a short time but one woman was so shocked that she called police.
PRUDE…
NORTH CAROLINA: A 9 year old Gastonia boy was suspended from school for telling one of his friends that a teacher was cute. A substitute teacher overheard the remark and mentioned it to the principal, who punished the kid for “sexual harassment,” according to the boy’s mother.
THIS IS SO STUPID! WHERE ARE WE GOING AS A SOCIETY?