AUSTRIA: Austrian police didn’t need sniffer dogs for this arrest. The police stopped three overloaded trucks trying to cross into Hungary – and it soon became clear what they were carrying: nearly 10 tons of stolen garlic.
PHEW!
GERMANY: We have learned that the city council in Cologne has officially pardoned 38 “witches” burned at the stake in the late 1600’s.
A LITTLE LATE DON’T YOU THINK???
ILLINOIS: We learn that taxi passengers in Chicago may now have to pay to vomit. Starting July 1, 2012, cabbies have been allowed to add a special “upchuck charge” to the fares of customers who vomit in the back of the cab. The charge is $50 per puke.
YUCK….
CALIFORNIA: A Modesto man showed up drunk for his court date on a previous public intoxication charge. Ryan Nunes then created a disturbance and refused to leave the courtroom – he got arrested again.
WHERE IS AA WHEN A GUY REALLY NEEDS THEM?