JAPAN: A 38 year old Tokyo police officer who reportedly admitted to friends that he wanted to be a high school girl was fired recently for allegedly dressing up in a sailor girl outfit and exposing himself to a 16 year old teen. The report indicates that the officer had previously been arrested for exposing himself in public.
SURELY A PERVY WEIRDO…
MASSACHUSETTS: A man in Lowell was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon after he tossed French fries at his 11 year old stepdaughter. She wasn’t hurt and he was freed without bail.
AND NOW FOR ANOTHER ASSAULT WITH A DANGEROUS WEAPON:
FRENCH FRIES
VIRGINIA: An allegedly drunken teenager was so out of control that his mother took him to the local police headquarters for help. Unfortunately, the teen charged at the police with a knife. It appears that the teenager went berserk while with his mother in front of the Waynesboro Police Department headquarters. Police used stun guns to bring the kid under control. We learn further that the kid had wrecked his car earlier in the day.
HE’S GOING TO GROW UP TO BE REAL HELL RAISER…
NORTH CAROLINA: An argument over groceries turned violent when one of the participants decided to arm herself. She armed herself with her prosthetic leg. The woman who is confined to a wheelchair took off her leg and beat a 29 year old man so badly that she broke his cellphone and glasses. It is reported that other people in the home eventually broke up the fight.
….THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME GROCERIES!
