BRAZIL: A man held up a sex shop in Brasilia, walking out with a $4,000 gold plated vibrator. The clerk, noting, the bandit forgot the charger, said, “I really don’t know what he”ll do with it. I’ll leave it to his imagination.”
SOUNDS LIKE NO BBBBZZZZZZZZZZ…..
TENNESSEE: It has been reported that a golfer in the state recently hit a hole in one – however the “hole” being the mouth of a wife of a passing motorcyclist. The poor golfer badly hooked a 14th hole tee shot onto a highway where it bounced and hit a woman motorcyclist riding with her husband. Several teeth were knocked out and she received hospital treatment.
NO CITATION WAS ISSUED BUT WE SMELL LAW SUIT…
IDAHO: A courthouse was evacuated when a suspicious package showed up and starting beeping. After sending in the bomb squad, officials discovered the package contained a magazine with a greeting card style musical insert.
NO KA-BOOMEE….
OHIO: A marijuana dealer in Cincinnati had a quite unique security system for his stash. Alligators! Accused marijuana grower Lavon McCants allegedly had two gators, each measuring 4 feet long, stationed to protect cannabis plants. Police charged McCants with drug possession and illegally keeping exotic animals.
TWO FOUR FEET LONG GATORS ARE NOT VERY DANGEROUS
