FLORIDA: A drunken man showed up at a County jail to visit his girlfriend then refused a deputy sheriff’s instruction to depart at the end of his visit with her. The man said he would not leave and told the deputy that he would have to arrest him to get rid of him. That is just what the deputy did – arrest him. Now he is closer to his girlfriend.
BAD BREAK BUT HE’LL GET THREE HOTS AND A COT!
GEORGIA: A 340 pound woman pepper sprayed and spit on employees at a Piggly Wiggly grocery store in Athens after they tried to stop her from stealing bacon, cheese, chicken and beer, police said. Lonneshia Appling,26, also punched a store clerk in the face as she left the store dropping cans of Coors Light.
SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS PREPARING A “MOVABLE FEAST.”
PENNSYLVANIA: A man in Peters Township left his bag of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms at a local grocery store. A customer found it and turned it over to a clerk, who called police. When the dope head called the store to ask about his bag he was told to go to the police station. So he did…
YES, WE KNOW THE END OF THE STORY… IDIOT
OREGON: We learn that two employees of a Portland firm were awarded $332,000 after a jury found that they had been wrongly fired after they complained to authorities about having to use a bucket to urinate since no bathroom was available on the premises. The reported concluded that the two are “now flush with buckets of money.”
WHAT A WHIZZ…
