ALABAMA: This taxpayer invented his own money and sent it to the IRS. Income tax protester James Turner allegedly drew up $300 million of his own “bonds” and used them to pay his taxes. The IRS was not happy. They had him arrested. At the time of his arrest he declared himself the “President” of the “Republic for the United States of America.”
COOKOO COOKOO COOKOO…..
LOUISIANA: A woman erected a Christmas light display outside her home featuring a raised middle finger laid out in yellow lights. She took the “finger” down threat of arrest by police, however, the ACLU sent a letter to police maintaining that she had a righto “flip” the holiday bird.
YEP, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IS PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT!
VIRGINIA: An assault suspect was placed the back seat of the police cruiser where he stole a pair of the police officer’s footwear out of the police car in which he was being held. Victor Alvarenga, 39, slipped into the officer’s Nikes and left his own shoes in the police cruiser. He was later slapped with a petit larceny charge.
HOW PETTY CAN ONE GET –STEALING A COP’S SHOES!
VIRGINIA: A Chesapeake man was jailed shortly after purchasing a new SUV because the salesman decided the price paid was too low – and reported him to the police for theft. The customer, who paid $5,600 less for the Chevy traverse than the dealer’s bosses thought was right, spent four hours in jail before police realized the charge was a bogus one. The customer is now suing the dealership for $2.2 million.
THE WORM TURNS!!