CHINA: Lin Chen, a 67 year old woman who lives in Ningbo, who believed that police were not doing enough to stop speeding drivers on her street came up with a brilliant idea. She tied a blow up sex doll to a tree outside her house. This prompted drivers to slow down to gawk and wonder why. Police contend that since the doll went up, traffic accidents have gone down.
WHO KNEW? SEX SLOWS…
CHINA: We learn that a retired couple was arrested after police figured out that the senior center they ran was actually a brothel. The facility in the southwestern city of Chongqing catered to men over sixty years old.
SOUNDS LIKE AN OLDER MAN’S FANTASYLAND.
CHINA: Sex dolls must be very popular in China. We learn that a team of 18 police officers in Shandong, worked frantically to save a woman they thought was in distress in a river. Some 1,000 people gathered to watch the operation. They witnessed the embarrassed officers “rescue” an inflatable sex doll.
THOSE DUMMIES!
CHINA: A father won a $120,000 lawsuit against his wife for giving birth to a daughter whom he called “horrifyingly” ugly. The man convinced a court that his wife tricked him by getting massive to look beautiful. He said he learned the truth only when the baby daughter wound up resembling the mom’s old face.
WOW, HOW UGLY WAS THAT BABY? PERHAPS, HE CAN USE THE $120,000 TO GIVE THE BABY PLASTIC SURGERY.