SERBIA: How’s this for a dying last wish? When Milena Markovic of Belgrade was dying she asked her husband, Milan, to have a replica of her vagina engraved on her tombstone, so he would look at it instead of “chasing other women.” We learn it took Milan nearly three years to find a stonecutter up to the task. “Now that it is finished, I love it,” said Milan.
THESE ARE VERY WEIRD PEOPLE. CHASING OTHER WOMEN SOUNDS SANER…
AUSTRALIA: A burglar in Brisbane got much more than he bargained for when he was confronted by the 83 year old homeowner, Edwin Dowdy and his wife. The two of them are trained in the Japanese martial art of Aikido. Dowdy contends the muscular burglar ran into the senior citizen’s knife, leaving the fleeing burglar with a serious stomach wound.
SO AIKIDO HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH KNIFE FIGHTING?
INDIA: A pack of drunken elephants tore through an Indian village after they got into 500 gallons of moonshine. The elephants destroyed 12 homes in Dumurkota, where police and villagers eventually herded the elephants back over a river and onto to their migration route.
APPARENTLY, PACHYDERMS AND MOONSHINE DO NOT MIX WELL…
CANADA: A woman, allegedly shot, by her ex-boyfriend says she was saved by her breast implants. She testified in a Toronto court that the bullets went through both implants before inflicting a minor arm wound. She was so pleased with her bulletproof chest, she got two new implants.
YEP, SHE’S NO BOOB!
