OREGON: Here’s one about cellphones. Police in Molalla said a woman’s phone accidentally butt-dialed 911 and dispatchers suddenly found themselves listening in on a drug chat. Police tracked the phone’s GPS signal and arrested two people on drug charges.
SO DUMB, DUMB, DUMB…
OHIO: A woman was arrested after she wrapped her 8-year old son’s head in duct tape. Tiffany Ennis, 31, told police she did it because she thought it was funny. Police say she put her friend’s daughter, 11, in the same sticky situation. The boy’s father called police, who arrested Ennis on charges of child endangerment.
MOMMY SOUNDS KOOKY! KEEP HER AWAY FROM DUCT TAPE!
IOWA: A naked, tattooed ex-convict walked into a Davenport lingerie store and stole clothes. He then put on a small dress and blond wig and tried to escape. Police were able to catch him because they recognized his tattoos from a surveillance video.
QUESTIONS?: WHY NAKED, WHY A SMALL DRESS AND WHY A BLOND WIG??? WAS HE A TATTOOED TRANSVESTITE???
GEORGIA: A released repeat offender teenager in the town of Flintstone was re-arrested after he allegedly stole a school bus to drive himself home from jail. The 18-year old reportedly told police he was tired of walking home.
WHAT A NUMBSKULL…
