ENGLAND: A Brit’s naked ambition to be a champion of nudity has landed him in jail again. Stephen Gough, 54, defied a judge’s order to wear enough clothes to at least cover his private parts – and was taken to jail wearing only his boots, socks and a knapsack. Gough, who believes unfettered nudity is a human right, has walked naked all over England and has spent a lot of time behind bars and before judges.
NAKED AND CRAZY TOO… WE WONDER IF HE DID THIS YEAR ROUND? ENGLAND GETS MIGHTY COLD IN WINTER…
ENGLAND: British customs agents seized 207 pounds of dead caterpillars from the luggage of a 22 year old passenger last month. The traveler told agents at Gatwick Airport near London that the caterpillars were intended for personal consumption.
GAG…
CANADA: A police officer has been charged with failing to investigate a hate crime against him. Constable Dameian Muirhead, who is black, was threatened with lynching by a gang of drunken thugs when he went to break up a wild party on a farm outside Toronto. Because Muirhead decided to ignore the threat, he is now in trouble with his police department and facing a disciplinary hearing.
IF THAT IS THE LAW, THEN THE LAW IS AN ASS!
SWEDEN: A murder suspect tried turning himself into police, only to be turned away
because it was after hours and the Malmo police station was closed. “Closed? I’m suspected of murder and a wanted man. You guys really want to get a hold of me,” the shocked suspect said into the intercom. The man, who allegedly killed a gang leader two years ago, gave up for the night, and then turned himself in the next day.
IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, TRY AND TRY AGAIN…
