GEORGIA: Police in Lawrenceville got into a high-speed chase with a thief who stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut truck. Suspect James Freddy Major soon allegedly crashed the vehicle and tried to flee on foot. He was quickly captured by a four-legged K-9 cop, apparently the only police employee willing to leave the scene of the wreck.
OMG…POLICE AND DOUGHNUTS, ENOUGH!
SOUTH CAROLINA: A film-maker was arrested for impersonating the police after he used a movie police car to pull over an unsuspecting acquaintance who was driving by the movie set. The acquaintance got scared and called the real police, who pressed charges.
WHY WAS THE FILM-MAKER SUCH A BIRDBRAIN?
KANSAS: A Wichita man accidentally blew up his home while he and his brother wildly celebrated their recent $75,000 lottery prize. The 27-year old owner was refueling a butane torch, used to light their bongs containing meth and marijuana, when the flames and fumes touched off a huge explosion.
KA –BOOM, KA-BOOM, ALL TOO SOON… KA-BOOM…
ALABAMA: A barista in Huntsville was able to fend off a robber who demanded the cash in the register by pretending he did not have the key and instead offering the crook some coffee. The idea of a latte appealed so much to the crook that he took one, gave up on his robbery plans and left.
DID THE CROOK GET WHIPPED CREAM AND SPINKLES ON HIS LATTE?
