NEBRASKA: We learn that a man was arrested in Lincoln for arriving at a funeral home and allegedly posing as an undertaker in an effort to take two engagement rings from the fingers of his deceased fiancée. Terry Kurtzhals, 58, allegedly wore a name tag identifying himself as a funeral director and said he was representing the deceased’s family. The funeral home’s skeptical owner called police when Kurtzhals became agitated amid questioning.
WHAT A CHEAP CREEP…
MISSOURI: How about this one? A St. Louis area man pleaded guilty to a murder conspiracy plot that would have framed a house cat for the crime. Brett Nash plotted to kill his wife’s lover by having a hit man break into the paramour’s home, electrocute him with a radio in the bathtub and then throw the man’s cat into the water to make police believe that it was a tragic accident.
SUCH A CRAZY PLOT WOULDN’T WORK – TOO MANY WORKING PARTS!!!
MICHIGAN: A bank robbery suspect was arrested at a Southfield strip club after he allegedly hung red dye coated bills on the strippers’ G-strings, and the manager called the police. Sometimes in bank robberies, tellers hand over cash stacks with exploding dye packs that spew ink on the cash and the robber.
DUMMY…
WISCONSIN: A 30 year old man was arrested for selling marijuana as he rode around town on his unicycle. Police spotted the agile dealer pulling marijuana packets from his shorts and exchanging them for cash.
THE HEADLINE READ: HE WAS A REAL DOPE “PEDALER.”
