OHIO: A Cincinnati man who has an unhealthy fascination with teddy bears has been arrested for the fourth time by police for allegedly fornicating with the teddy bear in public. He was caught in “flagrante delicto”with the teddy bear near a health clinic.
SOUNDS LIKE HE IS IN NEED OF A MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC….
AUSTRIA: A nature lover’s club in Austria set up a hidden camera to monitor wildlife. They report the camera did its job. The camera caught a local politician having some wild sex in the woods. The politician was not identified and it was not clear whether the woman was his wife or his girlfriend. The politician is suing for invasion of privacy.
THERE IS NO REASONABLE EXPECTATIONOF PRIVACY AT NIGHT IN THE WOODS!!!
NEW MEXICO: A beagle in the town of Gallup went for a walk and came back with possible evidence in a murder case,
a human skull. Police determined the skull was that of a man 35 to 45 years old who had probably been dead two to three years. “It’s a criminal investigation…until we determine otherwise,” said Deputy Police Chief John Allen.
WOOF WOOF…SOUNDS LIKE A STONE “WHO DONE IT.”
NORTH DAKOTA: A Bismarck athlete got a good scare when a naked man leaped out of bushes and started to chase her. The 30 year old runner put on the speed as her pursuer held his genitals and made lewd remarks, but finally gave up the chase. Police are looking for the man.
NOW WE HAVE RUNNING PERVERTS….
