OHIO: She was stalked by her own parents! Music honors student Aubrey Ireland took out a restraining order against her mother and father, who had repeatedly visited her unannounced, admitted to bugging her laptop computer and cell phone, and accused her of drug use and promiscuity. When the obsessed parents stopped paying Ireland’s tuition, the University Of Cincinnati Conservatory Of Music awarded Aubrey, a music theater major, a scholarship for her senior year.
BOY, TALK ABOUT HELICOPTER PARENTS!
MINNESOTA: A Minneapolis man got as lucky as one can get after being shot six times. He staggered from the street into Maxwell’s bar, where some nurses were hanging out after work. They immediately sprang into action. “He would have bled out and died right in the bar if we didn’t help him,” one of the angels of mercy said.
DID THEY USE GLUE TO FILL THE BULLET HOLES UNTIL EMS ARRIVED?
ILLINOIS: A police officer in the town of Carol Stream found himself abruptly and embarrassingly disarmed while responding to a burglary at a doctor’s office – when suddenly an MRI machine’s magnetic field grabbed his gun and pulled it away. Luckily the gun did not discharge
CLUNK…
ILLINOIS: With guns drawn, police officers in Union County raided a family farm after neighbors called in a tip that a meth lab was there. Police rushed in, saw taps and sap-collection buckets on trees, and realized the clan was only cooking up syrup.
GO AHEAD – SAY IT. THE COPS WERE SAPS, YUK, YUK.
