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February 5th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Weird Criminal Law From Overseas

February 4th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


How about some weird criminal law stories from overseas. Take a gander…

United Kingdom: Freedom of speech has its limits! A British woman lost her appeal against a court ordered ban of her deafeningly loud sex sessions, which led neighbors to call police — thinking someone was being killed. Caroline Cartwright, 48, said it was a violation of her human rights, but a judge said it was actually just a “nuisance.”

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…!

Spain: Spanish customs officials seized more than $1.5 million worth of bogus cigarettes that had been filled with rabbit droppings rather than tobacco. “They stunk.  The smell just as you would imagine burning poo to smell,” an

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February 2nd, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Florida: Here is a real ass! A Florida man who was charged with flashing a mother and daughter in a parking lot said that it was all a misunderstanding and that he dropped his pants only because he had “explosive diarrhea.” Unfortunately, the police investigator who checked David Napodano’s “tighty whities,” and found no evidence to support his story, so he was charged with indecent exposure.

What an ass.

Vallejo, CA: The crook wanted to be punctual. Samuel Botchvaroff was arrested in a stolen 2000 Range Rover outside a Vallejo courthouse. He told a highway patrol officer that his own car had been impounded, and he had no other way to get to his arraignment on an earlier auto theft case he had pending.

Ironic, huh?

Lublin, Poland: This bandit had the right idea, but the wrong weapon. A robber in Lublin tried to hold up a bank by wielding a spoon. Staffers followed

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January 29th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


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January 28th, 2010 by Leonard Birdsong


Findlay, OH: This really is a weird one. A woman called Findlay police one recent weekend to complain that her husband claimed that her daughter — his stepdaughter — had performed oral sex on him and was far better at it than her mom. Police made note of this crime against humanity but had to tell the woman it actually did not violate any part of the penal code.

That’s funny….seems there may have been a violation of some “penal” code!

Seoul, Korea: The 950th time was the charm. A South Korean woman finally passed the written exam for a driver’s license after failing 949 times. Cha Sa-soon, 68, had tried every business day since April 2005 and had spent