Weird Criminal Law Stories # 321: Nose Biting & Police Car Stealing in Illinois

August 20th, 2014 by Leonard Birdsong


ILLINOIS: A woman in Chicago bit off her cousin’s nose during a brawl at a family get together.  The relative was hosting the affair when Damike Robinson, 39, flew into a rage and began biting her face, ultimately biting off her nose.

This is worse than Mike Tyson biting part of the ear of Evander Holyfield!

 

ILLINOIS: Marquette Fisher, 42, was arrested in Chicago for driving without a license. Police handcuffed him with his hands in front of him, and placed him in the back of a police cruiser which had the keys in the ignition. When police turned their backs for a moment, Fisher allegedly jumped into the front seat of the cruiser and took off. It took several hours for police to catch him. But he was caught and arrested again for grand theft auto.

What a mental midget…

 

  MICHIGAN: In Pontiac a man was desperate to save his house. It was going to be torn down by the city. So, the man switched house number plates

Professor Birdsong Wins Book Award!

August 15th, 2014 by Leonard Birdsong


On Saturday, August 9, 2014 Professor Leonard Birdsong was awarded a Florida Authors & Publisher’s Association 2014 President’s Award.

The award was for one of the best E-books of the year. The book is: Professor Birdsong’s 365 Weird Criminal Law Stories for Every Day of the Year.

Weird Criminal Law Stories # 320: Visually Impaired Shooters

August 13th, 2014 by Leonard Birdsong


IOWA: We have learned that a sheriff has been giving firearms training to visually impaired residents who want gun permits.  Cedar County Sheriff Warren Wethington has a strong reason to do this – his 19-year-old, legally blind daughter would like to obtain her own gun permit when she turns 21.

This is about the most dangerous foolishness I’ve heard of in a long time!

 

IOWA: A homeowner has been beset by a burglar who broke into his home on three occasions and set a case of paper towels on fire on his stove. The home sustained some damage to the kitchen, and police have no suspects.

Were the paper towels Bounty or Brawny brand? It’s obvious that the burglar was trying send the homeowner some type of message…

 

ILLINOIS: They have passed a new anti-smoking law in this state. Come January 1, 2014, tossing a cigarette out of your car will be a misdemeanor crime

Professor Birdsong Not Teaching This Summer, But –

August 12th, 2014 by Leonard Birdsong


Professor Birdsong is Not Teaching This Summer, But –

You can still purchase his digital books for your Kindle@Amazon.com.

Just click on the LeonardBirdsong.com website on this screen just to the right of this

posting.

His Ebooks are inexpensive and so, so funny.  Many priced at only $0.99 cents.

Professor Birdsong Not teaching This Summer, But –

August 6th, 2014 by Leonard Birdsong


Professor Birdsong is Not Teaching This Summer, But –

You can still purchase his digital books for your Kindle@Amazon.com.

Just click on the LeonardBirdsong.com website on this screen just to the right of this

posting.

His Ebooks are inexpensive and so, so funny.  Many priced at only $0.99 cents.