Jeddah, Saudi Arabia: The advent of the “butt bomb??” Recently, a suicide bomber put himself next to a member of the Saudi royal family, having outwitted bomb detection machines in the palace, to set off an explosion using a charge that had been hidden in his rectum. The assassin, Abdullah Asieri, stashed a pound of explosives and a detonator inside his body in the attack on Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of counter-terrorism for the kingdom. Bin Nayef was only slightly wounded in the attempt. The explosion, possibly detonated by a cellphone, killed the bomber.
A butt bomb…what will these crazy people think of next…
Philadelphia, PA: This next one is about an explosive bowel movement! Nikita Fulton is suing a Philadelphia company after she claimed its toilet blew up beneath her, causing severe back injuries. The woman said she was doing her business in a restroom when intense water pressure caused the ceramic bowl to burst and launched her into the ceiling.
KA-BOOM ON THE BOOM BOOM!
Miami, FL: A 30-year old Florida man was arrested after a bag of cocaine “shot out” of his rear end during a traffic stop. After a drug-sniffing dog indicated that Warren Wiley had drugs on him, police searched him but found nothing. However, they noticed he had his butt cheeks clenched and asked him to relax, which sent the bagged coke flying.
Butt not for me…
Amsterdam, Holland: Dutch police stopped a couple at the airport in Amsterdam after finding piles of cocaine hidden in some sandwiches they were carrying. “They were not fit for consumption,” police said in a written statement.
Bradenton, FL: A burglar broke into a house in Bradenton and escaped with the ashes of the homeowner’s uncle. Denise Littler kept the cremated remains in a wooden box, which she found after the burglary, minus the ashes. It had been next to a box containing her father’s ashes — but those ashes were left undisturbed.
Yes, weird, really weird…
