Burbank, CA: A woman at a Burbank McDonald’s restaurant offered another customer sex in exchange for his Chicken McNuggets. He declined the offer. It is not certain whether he didn’t want to part with his McNuggets or that she was just too homely.
MY GOSH, HOW HUNGRY WAS SHE?
ILLINOIS: An Illinois woman robbing a bank brought along her five year old son, police report. Lauri Ruble was charged with armed robbery of the Wauconda Community Bank while clutching her son in one hand and a butcher knife in the other hand. Ruble got away with $4,800, police report. However, she was arrested and faces criminal charges while also being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services.
ARE THEY GOING TO CHARGE THE KID AS AN AIDER AND ABETTOR?
Washington State: Police gave a ticket to a motorist who was using a special car pool lane that required he have at least one passenger. However, his only companion was a skeleton dressed in a white sweat shirt. The motorist told police he decided on the skeleton after he rejected the idea of sharing the front seat with a blowup doll or a mannequin.
He should have told them she was his anorexic girlfriend…
Los Angeles, CA: We learn that an LA county Sheriff’s deputy was arrested for allegedly smuggling heroin hidden in a bean and cheese burrito into the courthouse lockup. The deputy, Henry Marin, 27, pleaded not guilty to bringing drugs into a jail.
BURP!
