NEW JERSEY: Daniel Collins, Jr., 72, was accused of pointing a revolver at his 47 year old neighbor in their Teaneck apartment building. The victim passed gas very loudly as he walked past Collins’ apartment. It was loud enough to hear through the closed apartment door and Collins allegedly emerged brandishing the firearm. Collins held his fire and was freed on bail.
OH POOT!
NEW JERSEY: A bank teller in Mount Holly was arrested for allegedly ripping off $100,000 from a customer by creating a fraudulent debit card linked to the customer’s account. The victim customer notified police. When police investigated, they found that his account included about $500,000 he got by allegedly filing fraudulent tax returns.
THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO JAIL. PUT THEM IN BOTH THE SAME CELL!
NEW MEXICO: The small town of Vaughn has a small police department of two where neither of the officers is allowed to carry a gun because of legal problems. The chief lost his gun over a child support issue and his deputy can’t because of a domestic violence incident. The chief said not having a gun was no problem, “We have Tasers, batons, mace…stuff like that,” he said.
N SANE… POLICE SANS GUNS!
FLORIDA: A Port St. Lucie woman spotted her cheating husband at a Walgreens drug store with his side girlfriend, so she attacked him with a tub of ice cream she had just purchased. We hear that the cheating husband was bruised and hurt while his wife was arrested on an assault charge.
YEP, ASSAULT WITH A DANGEROUS WEAPON — ROCKY ROAD!
