Birdsong Gets Smaller Offices With Each Promotion
Birdsong is sitting in his new Associate Dean Office wondering about “ inverse ratios.” It has struck him that with each new promotion he has received since coming to Barry Law he gets a smaller office!
Birdsong arrived in July 1998, when the Law School was pretty new. Not a lot of professors. Birdsong started out as an assistant professor. He was given a large office with, not one, but two large windows which overlooked the driveway entrance to the school. Sweet!
Birdsong was promoted to associate professor in 2001. His old office was taken from him and used to make
