FLORIDA: A woman in the town of Hudson dialed 911 for help. She told the dispatcher that she was lost in the woods and was looking for a place to “pee.” Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies followed up on the call and found 32 year old Marcia Usher. She wasn’t lost in the woods. Nope, she was just drunk in her own front yard.
DRUNKEN DUMMY…
MINNESOTA: A waitress at a diner was thrilled when someone left her a $12,000 tip after a meal. Her joy did not last long. Police seized the money because they said it smelled like marijuana and must have been left by drug dealers. The waitress, who thought she was doing the right thing by reporting the big tip to police, is suing to get the money back.
POLICE ARE ALWAYS QUICK TO CONFISCATE WHAT THEY BELIEVE TO BE DRUG MONEY BECAUSE THEY CAN USE THE MONEY FOR THEIR DEPARTMENT – THEY KNOW CRIMINALS NEVER COME BACK FOR THE MONEY!
TEXAS: A Lewisville man, reportedly, went postal when one of his two dogs defecated in the house. We learn that Michael Stephens, 76, shot and killed his wife and both of his dogs upon finding the dog mess. He then held off police in a five hour standoff before he was arrested.
WOOF….
OREGON: A Medford man wanted some peace and quiet in his trailer park and thought the best way to get was to firing a handgun at two youngsters, 9 and 14 year old at play. It is reported that Danny Way, 42, stood about ten feet away, aimed his 9mm into the air over their heads and squeezed off several shots. As you might guess police charged him with menacing, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct and unlawful use of a weapon.
WHAT AN IDIOT!
