MICHIGAN: A suburban Detroit man has filed a class action law suit against his local AMC movie theater, complaining that it charges much too much for concession snacks. We learn further that the company has declined to comment.
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT AND THE RENT’S TOO DAMN HIGH!
OHIO: How about this one? We learn that one incident has resulted in the suspension of the police chief of Mount Sterling and the disbanding of his entire force. The incident was a village police officer using a Taser on a nine year old boy who neighbors said is big for his age. Madison County sheriff’s deputies are now taking over all the police duties in Mount Sterling while the incident is being investigated.
JUST HOW BIG WAS THIS NINE YEAR OLD?
OKLAHOMA: Talk about irony! A ninth grader at Mustang High School got in trouble after discovering his substitute teacher sleeping in class. He took a photograph of her and showed it to school authorities. Instead of thanking the youngster for exposing the sleepy substitute, school authorities suspended him for using a cell phone in school
KIDS JUST CAN’T CATCH A BREAK IN SCHOOL ANYMORE…
MISSOURI: A woman was arrested after she attacked her 21 year old son’s heroin dealer with a baseball bat, authorities report. Sherrie Gavan, who is 4 foot 11 and weighs 115 pounds, allegedly struck the dealer on both his arms after confronting him at his home. We learn that despite her brave stand against drugs, she still faces assault charges.
BATTER UP…..
