ILLINOIS: Police arrested two women for flashing their breasts at male golfers at the Woodlands Golf Course in the city of Alton. Shelly Lewis, 45, and Alicia Binford, 47, did not have any clubs with them when police arrested them for showing off their bare tops.
THEY BOTH SOUND A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THIS STUNT!
MASSACHUSETTS: Using profanity in public could now cost you a $20 fine in the town of Middleborough. Residents voted 183 to 50, in favor of a police proposal aimed at loud, profanity spewing teenagers who often gather in the town’s public park.
SON OF A #%&%…GOD !$%&*##x… BULL x#@%$&…
MASSACHUSETTS: A Boston area idiot telephoned 911 to complain that a deli had failed to put mayonnaise on his sandwich. “So don’t buy it!” the operator shouted at the man and threatened to have him arrested. As it turns out it was reported that the man was not drunk, only very stupid.
D’OH…
MASSACHUSETTS: A bicyclist in Holbrook said he was robbed and beaten by a man swinging stolen sausage links and then a wrench. A Good Samaritan jogger found the cyclist yelling for help, and saw Michael Baker, 22, take off with the victim’s bike, police report. Baker was arrested.
ASSAULT WITH A DANGEROUS WEAPON:
STOLEN SAUSAGE LINKS!!
