BRAZIL: A lady running for city council in the town of Itacoatiara drew the attention of police who noticed a “huge” crowd gathering around her car on election day. Officers searched the vehicle and found hundreds of her leaflets – with packages of cocaine attached. Residents said she had been giving them out in exchange for promises to vote for her.
SOUNDS LIKE THE RESIDENTS WANTED TO “BLOW” THE ELECTION!
FRANCE: The body of a man was discovered in his bed in a home in the city of Lille – 15 years after he died. Police say the house had been thought to be abandoned and nobody had missed the occupant.
THIS IS ONE SAD AND LONELY STORY… 15 YEARS, NO ONE MISSED HIM…
MALAYSIA: Police in the capital of Kuala Lumpur said a car wash was offering free sex in a massage parlor to drivers who bought nine washes. Police learned about the special deal when they raided the parlor and found car wash cards on many of the patrons.
WHAT GREAT INVESTIGATIVE POLICE WORK…
AUSTRALIA: A man was arrested by police after stealing a tanker truck containing 5,811 gallons of milk. The 20 year old thief led police on a two hour chase after the vehicle was stolen from the town of Maffra southeast of Melbourne, and was caught after police used spike strips.
JUST MAYBE, THE THIEF NEEDED SOMETHING TO DUNK HIS COOKIES IN…
