A Florida convenience store featured one stop shopping for drug users. The store in Edgewater sold bath salts and marijuana, as well as “clean” urine to beat drug tests. People subjected to “pee in this cup” drug tests can deliver with a “device” worn beneath clothing. What kind of device?
THE “DEVICE” IS CALLED A WHIZZANATOR.
“Hi, Mom, could you give me a ride home? I just tried to rob a liquor store” Sheriff’s deputies in Okaloosa County arrested Zachariah Dalton Howard, 22, after he allegedly attempted but failed to knock off a Thumbs-Up Convenience Store and then telephoned his mother to pick him up, police official say.
WHAT A PUDDING HEAD…
A Miami area public defender was fired after she posted photos of her client’s leopard print underwear on Facebook. The racy undies had been sent to the client, an accused killer, by his girlfriend to wear at trial. The judge in the case also declared a mistrial in the case.
SO DUMB…
Early last year a Fort Lauderdale Judge sentenced a man who had an altercation with his wife to take her out on a “date” that included elegant dining at the local Red Lobster followed by a night of bowling. Judge John Hurley also ordered defendant Joseph Bray “to stop somewhere and get some flowers” for his wife.
WE’RE SURE THAT “SOMEWHERE FOR FLOWERS” WAS THE PUBLIX GROCERY STORE! WHAT A CHEAP DATE…
