FLORIDA: A police officer already facing trial for stealing drugs got himself in more trouble when he ripped off his ankle monitor while out on bail and visited a strip club. Brent Wooddell was located and taken into custody at the Cheetah strip club in Pompano Beach.
BRENT, YOU CAN’T “CHEAT” THE ANKLE MONITOR PEOPLE.
OHIO: A report out of Toledo maintains that an armed man dressed up like Darth Vader robbed a bank carrying a handgun. The robber escaped on a BMX bicycle, according to police.
THE ROBBER MAY HAVE TOLD THE TELLER I AM YOUR FATHER…
FLORIDA: A man suspected of stealing merchandise from a Panama City store was brought down to the local police station for booking. While cooling his heels in an interview room the man screwed a clock from the wall and tried to hide it in his backpack. He was caught on tape.
THE IDIOT DIDN’T KNOW THOSE ROOMS ARE MONITORED.
OHIO: They say that a woman has devised a new and creative business model for her maid service – just break into a person’s home and start cleaning. “Cleaning Fairy” Sue Warren allegedly broke into a home, washed dishes and vacuumed, and then left a bill behind for $75. Of course, she left her contact information on the bill and demanded payment when the baffled victim telephoned to ask what had happened.
COOOKCOO…..COOOKCOO…..
