ARIZONA: A Phoenix couple seeking a divorce hit an unusual snag that could prevent the marriage from legally being dissolved. A judge is questioning whether a same sex marriage ban bars him from ending the union because the husband was born a woman and underwent a sex change but retained female reproductive organs and gave birth to three children. Judge Douglas Gerlach said in late June that he was unable to find any legal authority defining a man as someone who can give birth. Gerlach has questioned whether Thomas and Nancy Beatie’s union was a same sex marriage.
OMG! WHERE IS THE WISDOM OF SOLOMON WHEN WE NEED IT?
MINNESOTA: A Minneapolis man got as lucky as one can get after being shot six times. He staggered from the street into Maxwell’s bar, where some nurses were hanging out after work. They immediately sprang into action. “He would have bled out and died right in the bar if we didn’t help him,” one of the angels of mercy said.
DID THEY USE GLUE TO FILL THE BULLET HOLES UNTIL EMS ARRIVED?
TEXAS: Houston polices are on the lookout for a crazed stalker who twice rammed his car into the front entrance of a local TV station because he thought it would impress the traffic reported. Jennifer Reyna of KPRC-TV had taken out a restraining order on the man.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MAKES THEM DO SUCH FOOLISH THINGS…
MICHIGAN: The town of Roseville is under siege by a bathroom bandit! One or more “crapper crooks” have been breaking into restrooms at gas stations and fast food joints and stealing plumbing fixtures. The thieves steal all of the toilets’ flush handles and water pipes, leaving locals high and dry.
ROSEVILLE SHOULD MAKE THEIR POLICE FORCE “FLUSH OUT” THE THIEVES…
